What Do You Buy a Triathlete Who Already Owns Everything?
Last Updated: December 10, 2025 Quick Take: Triathletes already bought all the expensive stuff—bike, wetsuit, shoes, gadgets. So the best gifts are the practical upgrades they use every single day but never think to replace. Trust me: it's not the flashy gear that impresses them… it’s the stuff that makes training hurt a little less. Before someone asks: no, I’ve never competed in a triathlon. I wanted to when I was younger, but after knee reconstruction, running is not on my approved activities list. I’m a cyclist through and through—70 years old, miles in my legs, and no shame in admitting I admire triathletes from the comfort of my saddle. But here’s the thing: I used to run marathons. I’m a strong swimmer. And after decades of endurance training, I absolutely understand what triathletes go through. Three disciplines, constant fatigue, nonstop gear, and approximately 487 things to remember on any given training day. So yes—I may not toe the start line of an Iron...