25 Wheelie Lame Cycling Jokes (That’ll Make You Pedal Away Groaning)
By Bruce | The Old Guy Bicycle Dude Let’s face it — sometimes you just need a laugh. Or at least a groan. If you’ve spent enough time in the saddle, you've probably heard your fair share of cringey bike jokes. But these? These are next-level lame . They’re bad. They’re punny. And they might just make your helmet fly off from secondhand embarrassment. So grab your handlebars and brace yourself — here come 25 cycling jokes that are so bad, you’ll be telling them to your ride buddies tomorrow anyway. 🚲 Why did the cyclist get an F in grammar? He was terrible at puncture -ation . 🚲 What did the wheel say when it was having a bad day? I’m wheel -y stressed! 🚲 When the bike made an inappropriate joke… He quickly backpedaled . 🚲 Why are off-road bikes so shy? They’re intro-dirts . 🚲 My bike’s not getting out of bed. It’s tyred and feeling flat . 🚲 The bike was crushing it at the roulette table. It was on a roll . 🚲 A cyclist rode past me witho...
